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Girara, or: What The Freaking Hell

  • Apr. 21st, 2009 at 7:53 PM
awesome!ten



Have a Kazuki-centered recap. :D I liked his hair in this. I had to concentrate on his hair because the G8 scenes made me cry.

Okay, so Sanpei (Kazuki), a photographer, and Sumire (uh. What's the lady's name?) investigate a mountain village because this little kid (Shinichi, I think?)



made Sumire think the villagers had some way to combat Girara, who just decided to stop by from outer space in a swirl of horrendous miniature usage.
The village elder shows the two some *~ancient roll of paper~* depicting Girara's fight against Takemajin, their super duper cool protector dude. Sanpei and Sumire are amazed.



They join the villagers in their hilarious ritual dance.



Kazuki copies the hilarity especially well. Look at him; he's like a brilliant angel in his shiny white shirt.
They wait excitedly for their savior to emerge form the holy shrine...


The hills are alive--


Maybe he thought it was a Tenimyu, what with all the dancing.
So then, of course, there's a truly epic showdown between Girara and Takemajin in all his glued-on-additional-armed glory.



It's a close call, but Takemajin pulls through and tops cuts off Girara's head in the end. Girara was probably just distracted by Sumire's hysteric shrieks.



Yay! The world is saved now. Sanpei and Sumire are happy.


Kazuki's secretly praying never to have to sit so close to a girl again, because come on, god, you know he gets a nasty rash.


Kazuki's acting wasn't too bad. He didn't really have that much to say, though. What's-her-name was worse.

And that was Girara. May I also add that Canadian!guy sounded Italian, British!guy was American, German!lady made me laugh so, so hard because she was all, "Yes! I am acting!", and French!guy was picked because he looks a tiny, tiny bit like Sarkozy and was dubbed extremely badly. He had a fling with one of the simultaneous translator girls and her French was wtf I don't understand a word. Oh, Japan. ♥

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[info]kageillusionz wrote:
May. 10th, 2009 04:02 pm (UTC)
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. Win. Kazuki has a sexy vest. <3
[info]puccho wrote:
May. 10th, 2009 06:14 pm (UTC)
Thank you, lol. 8D I'd call that vest more dorky than sexy. o_O
Oh god, you should've seen the dancing. And the gr8! foreign actors. I died a little on the inside. XD
[info]kageillusionz wrote:
May. 11th, 2009 08:16 am (UTC)
It looks like the kind of vests fishermen wear XDDDD So yes I do retract said sexy comment.

The dancing already looks like much win xD Why were there foreign actors in the first place O_O
[info]puccho wrote:
May. 12th, 2009 11:18 am (UTC)
Photographer, fisherman, where's the difference? XD You know how things are sometimes really funny and really awkward and painful at the same time? That was this movie. 8D

It was SO MUCH win. One of the top 5 stupidest parts of the movie, and believe me, that's saying something. XD The foreign "actors" were playing the world leaders at the G8 summit that just happened to be taking place the same time Girara arrived. Lol.
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